a metamorphoses story

Too Much?

Ordinerat av Dr. Seuss:
I love my Job, I love the Pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my Boss; he’s the best!
I love his boss and all the rest.
I love my Office and its location –
I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and gray,
and the paper that piles up every day!
I love my chair in my padded Cell!
There’s nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my Peers –
I love their leers and jeers and sneers.
I love my Computer and all its Software;
I hug it often though it doesn’t care.
I love each Program and every File,
I try to understand once in a while!
I love this Work: I love these Chores.
I love the Meetings with deadly Bores.
I’m so happy to be here, my mind goes blank;
I’m the happiest Wank to work in a Bank.

If you are CEO or management; I strongly advice against reading any further. The following may be offensive:
Very retro — n’est ce pas?

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